..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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