Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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