He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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