Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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