what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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