Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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