i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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