im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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