Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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