so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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