We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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