better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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