We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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