We won't sleep together?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Randomize
