i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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