they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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