If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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