Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We got so high we made milksteak
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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