Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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