C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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