I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I cut my penus on the lid.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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