worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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