SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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