Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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