We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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