We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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