maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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