I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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