According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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