Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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