Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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