Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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