There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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