Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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