did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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