well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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