its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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