yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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