Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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