Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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