We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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