Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Dear god my vagina.
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