I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She's like a pop up book from hell.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
