i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
