whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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