Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
not ubering you a puppy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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