Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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