If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he thought i was a dude.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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