k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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