Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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