I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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