Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
