Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have demons in me.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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