people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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