yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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