we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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